Interests: Jet-setting across the cotinental US entertaining drunks and fighting off colds.

Religion: I go with the flow unless a sacrifice is involved. Human or dietary.

Music: Only when audible.

Politics: I only discuss around the dinner table. See: Religion

Books: I love to read. Billboards, candy wrappers, street signs, pretty much anything I can
wrap my eyes around. I read a really good shampoo bottle in the bathroom the other day, not bad.

The Scoop: Lactose free.

Favorite Quotes: "Somebody wake me up when we land."

This year's cartoon contest went swimmingly! The results are being tabulated and a winner will be announced soon! Still considering late entries so if you want to play...
Send a JPEG to www.kristinkey.com or send to my Facebook or Twitter!